Parent Of Toddler Gifts

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

A young Don King

The Baby Walker

Swan Fairy Tales

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

Baby. 3 Year Old.Baby. 3 Year Old.

Early Night Club

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

'Do these come in blue?'

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

Stroller Cellphone

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

A dolls house with a working chimney.

Teddy sweeping up zzz

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.