Parent Of Toddler Gifts

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

A young Don King

The Baby Walker

Swan Fairy Tales

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Early Night Club

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

Stroller Cellphone

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

'Do these come in blue?'

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

A dolls house with a working chimney.

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

Teddy sweeping up zzz

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

'Ooh look, the tweenies have just turned into footballers!'

"I haven't had the heart to tell him vaudeville's dead."