"Charles — we missed you at playgroup."
Parent Of Toddlers Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for a parent navigating the toddler years? Our collection features humorous and heartfelt items that capture the ups and downs of raising tiny humans. From cheeky mugs to cozy pillows and playful t-shirts, find delightful ways to show appreciation for their patience and love during this adventurous stage of parenthood.
'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'
A young Don King
The Baby Walker
'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'
'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'
I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.
Baby vandalizes an art gallery.
"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"
'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'
'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'
"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"
'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'
Kindergarten Primary School Teacher
Early Night Club
"I know he's little, but he uses it."
"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."
Lemonade 5c Sugar Free: 'It sure is!'
Baby. 3 Year Old.Baby. 3 Year Old.
'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'
"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."
Stroller Cellphone
Childhood's End
'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'
"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"
MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'
Child wanting to play with traditional toys.
Tantrum
"Choo choo doesn't work any more. Try money!"
'I went to school with Mary today: Boy that was fun!!' (colour)
Bad news - The children would like the inflatable moat blown up
American Toddlers vs British Toddlers
"No kidding? And it took me 20 minutes to climb up here!"
'I don't think those apps have made Junior smarter.'
'I need a helping hand.'
Parent Of Toddlers Gifts Collection
Parent Of Toddlers Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for parents of toddlers, combining humor and practicality to brighten their mornings.
Parent Of Toddlers Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows with witty messages, perfect for creating a relaxing nest after busy toddler days.
Parent Of Toddlers Prints
Discover amusing and heartfelt prints that celebrate the unique journey of parenting toddlers, adding charm to any home decor.
Parent Of Toddlers T-Shirts
Check out our playful t-shirts that celebrate the joys and frustrations of parenting little ones with humor and style.