Parents Of Toddlers Gifts

"Ta-da!"

"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"

Emergency Underpants

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

A young Don King

The Baby Walker

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

Fat Kid 23- Catches a bogie

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

"No, I wasn't in a car accident. As a new parent, I'm still trying not to trip on all the toys on the floor."

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Three little kids and their first words. Can you find out which one is the British kid?'

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

Early Night Club

"I mean, he does have a point."

"I'm not against having more children, I'd just like to finish with this one first."

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

"I'm going to need a pediatrician, two vets and an ornithologist."

Stroller Cellphone

'Your Walking!'

'Tsk - he will keep throwing things out of the buggy.'

"Baldo! Pick him up!"

Childhood's End

'We're letting you board first so the rest of the passengers will know where not ... uh, to sit.'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

Sweets

"My son's only a year old and he's been walking for 3 months..."

Child wanting to play with traditional toys.

MEN, WOMEN, 'What are KIDS supposed to do?'

Tantrum