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'Like death by salad.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Better Not Squash.

Little chef.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

How I met your mother

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Sushi Train Set.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Scales

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

Dog Chow Mein

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."