Toddler Chef Gifts

Toddler restaurants

'Like death by salad.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Better Not Squash.

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Little chef.

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

How I met your mother

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"Well, he's a celebrity chef and the celebreties love his cooking."

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Scales

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"I can highly recommend the peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, served with a chilled glass of milk."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Dog Chow Mein

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'