Baby Chef Gifts

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

'Like death by salad.'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Party time.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Little chef.

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Which comes first, crawling or coding?"

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."