Toy Chef T-Shirts

"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Better Not Squash.

Little chef.

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

Sushi Train Set.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Scales

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Toddler restaurants

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

"For this dish we'll need to sauté the onion with the week-old, moldy, ant-covered French fry over medium heat. Then, we lightly flash boil our dehydrated mouse..."

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

'Those tid-bits you left for Ming Toy were delicious, Mrs. Caldwell!'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Recipes.

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.