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"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Little chef.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

The Move.

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

Boy baking a cake.

Support groups for car repairs.

Scales

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Toddler restaurants

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'I couldn't put the book down... I had peanut butter and jelly on my hands!'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

Swiss Kitchen

'We were playing Doctor and I was sterilizing the gloves.'

'Get over it. Not all restaurants offer toy prizes.'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

Yawn

'When I asked what you're in the mood for, I meant, foodwise!'

"So that's a three bird roast."

"But mom - it IS a well balanced meal."

'I'm fixing breakfast - how do you like your eggs, black or dark brown?'

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"I started purging stuff in the junk drawer and got carried away."

Death of the cook

'He's my personal adviser...he's teaching me the air guitar.'

"Do you have an intensive course? I'm getting married in a week!"

'This is great: Your 'Dog's Breakfast' reminds me of my mum's cooking...'