Tobacconist Gifts

Tobacco company, non-smoking area.

Vaping cigarette

"And exactly when in 2009 were you born?"

Opera for the Million.

Tobacconist recomending cigars to a buyer

Cremation today of Phil Phagash - much loved tobacconist of this parish.

'Hey Bruce, good-on-yer-mate! It was a good idea of yours to set-up as a tobacconist and start selling alcohol... it certainly gets over the no-smoking legislation!'

Smokers Of The World Ignite

Eddie's Tobacco Shop - Thank you for smoking.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Joint Ventures!

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Junior's switch to electronic chewing tobacco was short-lived.

Exempli Gratia.

Lighting a Pipe

'I think the experiment is over Hargreaves, I've noticed that they've begun to use them as currency.'

Tacosaurus Mex

"No cause for alarm, we're just the voices in your head on a ciggy break."

"Baldo, if you want good Latino food...all you have to do is ask."

Nigel Farage

'I gave up smoking, drinking and sex...It was the worst fifteen minutes of my life.'

TACO

A man offering snuff to a fellow passenger with a big nose

Fresh Fish Tacos