Tobacco Tasters Gifts

Smoker

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Complementary Beverages

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

My comfort zone

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Brew Clubs

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

'O.K. Everyone...Tea break!'

Little Dark Specks

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

Bees

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

My favorite tea: Hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments.

"I'll take this one!"

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea. What changed your mind? It occurred to me that if I try something you suggested, I may find that I detest it. I may hate it with every fiber of my being. It may even make me feel sick. AND THEN I'LL GET TO BLAME YOU! Always happy to help. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-12).

"Enough yin. More yang."

Coffee Cartoon - Barista makes tea.

Researchers on the storm in a tea cup project take a welcome coffee break,,,

Food Manufacturer Requires Taster

Tobacco black-marketing.

Teeth Toffee.

'Wait until the tobacco companies hear about this!'

Twisted Peel annoys his doctor with a question about paracetamol.

'No, I can never reach to light my own either!'

Slimline Santa