Toast Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that brings humor and personality to mornings? Our toast humorist collection features witty and charming items that toast to good times, perfect for anyone who loves a bit of creative kitchen humor.

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"You were with her again, weren't you?" mockup

"You were with her again, weren't you?"

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A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster. mockup

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

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"That's it. We’re toast."

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It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it. mockup

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

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'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.' mockup

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

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'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath' mockup

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

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Cake Free Zone

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Honest Vending

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'The sound of one hand clapping.' mockup

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

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'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?' mockup

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

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Champagne

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"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast." mockup

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

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'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.' mockup

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

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'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.' mockup

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

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'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

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"I'd like to toast our guests."

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An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor, mockup

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

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Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well." mockup

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

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"Of course I've been drinking!"

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'You've had enough!'

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'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.' mockup

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

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Peer-reviewed journal publication. mockup

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

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Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change. mockup

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

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Pint

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Love wine

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Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. mockup

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

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By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'. mockup

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

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"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!" mockup

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

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Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices mockup

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

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Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References. mockup

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

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'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.' mockup

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

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"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre." mockup

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

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Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone" mockup

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

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"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor." mockup

"Although your discovery is very important, the consensus is that your article about it lacked suspense, and was completely devoid of humor."

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Toast Humorist Gifts Collection

Toast Humorist Mugs

Explore our collection of toast humorist mugs—perfect for mornings filled with wit and warmth. Click here to find your new favorite funny coffee cup.

Toast Humorist Pillows

Bring a humorous touch to your living space with our toast humorist pillows. Soft, quirky, and fun, they're a great way to add personality to any room.

Toast Humorist Prints

Decorate with humor using our toast humorist prints. Perfect for kitchens or dining areas, these witty artworks are sure to start conversations and smiles.

Toast Humorist T-Shirts

Looking for a humorous way to express your love for breakfast? Our toast humorist t-shirts combine wit and comfort—click now to discover your new favorite tee.