Toast Analyzer T-Shirts

'I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption...'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

A giant glass of red wine

Cheers

'Toast'

'How would you like your toast?'

A very fine vintage

Prosecco

Love wine

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Pint

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"Damn these super powers!"

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"To toast!"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Munch Master.

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Toast kidnapper.