Toast Analyzer Gifts

'I just have time to make some toast, analyze its particle sizes, its density, its chemisorption...'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"That's it. We’re toast."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

A giant glass of red wine

'Toast'

'How would you like your toast?'

Cheers

Pint

Love wine

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Prosecco

A very fine vintage

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

"To toast!"

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"Damn these super powers!"

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

Munch Master.

Toast kidnapper.

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'