Toast Techie Gifts

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

The Googler

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

'Absent friends!'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Prosecco

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

A giant glass of red wine

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

'Toast'

Cheers

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Pint

Prosecco

Love wine

A very fine vintage

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"To toast!"

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH