Toast Techie Pillows

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

The Googler

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Beers

Champagne

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

Prosecco

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

'Absent friends!'

'Toast'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

Cheers

A giant glass of red wine

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Father Christmas uses laptop on roof. Man says: 'I think someone is stealing our wi-fi.'

Prosecco

A very fine vintage

Love wine

Pint

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

'After you with the camouflage.'

"The toaster is broken again, sweetheart."

"To toast!"

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."

Why we toast before we start drinking (Best man very drunk).