Tissue Hoarder Gifts

AA Meeting Here Today

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

The trap

"It's the dog."

"I thought I'd be quids-in but I can't shift the bloody stuff."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Which one of these things is the soap?"

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"My father said I was too big for my britches!"

"Buckle up. We're in the midst of an unprecedented breadcrumb recession."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

Music Collector.

"Enjoy the movie, and try not to cry too loud at the end when the dog comes home."

"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."

"...so you then developed an addiction to buying toilet rolls. Wasn't that rather expensive?"

Asthma cats

A man realises he is out of toilet paper.

"I save all my old computers, monitors and devices. I have a hard time letting go."

Santa with a bag of toys and a bag of batteries for toys.

"She's always got her nose in a book."

Coronavirus Shortages

"Clear off! Can't you see I'm self-isolating?"

Toilet Roll Drop

I should have measured my garden before going to the garden center...

A barrage of CDs.

"Hello. . . Police? We've been burgled! The bastards have taken all of our soap, hand sanitiser and toilet rolls!"

Cow-sized Tissues.

The Common Cold.

'New dog?' - 'Yes, and no more food bills, no vets fees.'