Tissue Collector Pillows

Asthma cats

Cow-sized Tissues.

The Common Cold.

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Nuts to you, too."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

The Death of the Blues

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Music & Gym'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

One book... One book... One book...

"No wonder I'm getting feedback!"

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."