Tissue Collector Mugs

'Why do you think you need more issues, Miss Wilcox? You've got enough issues as it is.'

Asthma cats

Cow-sized Tissues.

The Common Cold.

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Nuts to you, too."

Elvis Presley

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

The Death of the Blues

Jeff Beck.

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"It makes you look old."

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

Ozzy Osbourne

Art Garfunkel.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Neil Young

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Music & Gym'

Mick Jagger.

Ian Dury

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

Bob Dylan

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"