Tile Collector Mugs

Lost Property - "I'm missing a tile."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Elvis Presley

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Jeff Beck.

The Death of the Blues

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Brick Salesman

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

Used wheels

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Ozzy Osbourne

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display