Tired But Happy Souls Gifts

'Let's get this party started!'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"First break since 2008."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Death Boss

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I hope it wasn't too much of a problem covering for me..."

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Bike Rides

I don't understand why I need a referral from my primary-care doctor to see a specialist I've already seen, who told me himself to come back for a follow-up visit. That's just the way it works. You'll also need a referral from your tailor before we can put you in a hospital gown.

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

"I got an unpaid intern to help me."

"Here's a list of errands to do for me when you take your personal day tomorrow."

"We're shorthanded - open your own!"

Balloons

Whatever

'Except for the time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird'

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

"Take him back to the boat. He can still hold a winch handle."

100th Birthday