Tired But Happy Souls Gifts

'Let's get this party started!'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

"First break since 2008."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Death Boss

'Can't you be happy without forever whistling?'

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

"I hope it wasn't too much of a problem covering for me..."

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

Bike Rides

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

'Constant euphoria is bound to cause some issues.'

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

Dancing Under The Air Conditioner

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

'Optimism is the key to success. Inside every fat chance, there's a slim chance trying to get out.''

"I got an unpaid intern to help me."

"Here's a list of errands to do for me when you take your personal day tomorrow."

'Except for the time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird'

"We're shorthanded - open your own!"

Whatever

Balloons

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

"Take him back to the boat. He can still hold a winch handle."

"I can always tell when Roger has had a good day."

100th Birthday