Snap-happy Souls Gifts

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

'Quick! Take a picture!'

Can't Believe This Just Happened

Caged Tourist Attraction

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

"Don't forget to stop to take a selfie of smelling the roses and post it on social media."

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Snow baby

"You make physical therapy for my back so much fun!"

"All this just to take a selfy!"

Santa Claus

"Smile!"

Psychiatric Clinic. It's a very strange case of multiple personalities. He keeps trying to photobomb his own selfies.

Elfie on the shelf

"This is pretty much all they do now."

"Get closer together, closer together."

School picture

'Quick Mary, grab the camera! The giant Blackbird is back.'

Rex hated it when his owners returned from vacation, with an unfinished roll of film.

'Aw, somebody blinked.'

"NICE white bits!"

"Don't take a picture. It'll last longer."

'When I type in your name plus sin, sir, there are over twenty million results.'

"They used to be symbols, but now they just pick up wi-fi."

'I'm wearing an electronic ankle device. If I take even one step across the line of scrimmage before the ball is snapped, they throw me in the slammer.'

Santa Takes a Selfie