World-weary Soul Gifts

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Skiing.

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'My poor darling! Did your boss put you under pressure again?'

Death Boss

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

'I hate my life.

'Let's get this party started!'

"I hope it wasn't too much of a problem covering for me..."

Center For Sleep Deprivation

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

Freddie's water

'Ecchh! Six weeks on the road! - Lousy food, lousy motels. . . but there's good, too. . . like heading back home.'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

Backpacker

Ship

He can't come to the phone now. He's busy recharging his computer, his cell phone, himself...

Weigh station

Excess Baggage: Anyone who thinks business travel is glamorous should have a talk with a business traveler.

"I got an unpaid intern to help me."

"Here's a list of errands to do for me when you take your personal day tomorrow."

'Martha wants to travel and meet new people. I want to quit my job and run a brothel on the Mekong river...'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

Look Enlightened - Here comes the Guru.

"We're shorthanded - open your own!"

Room for Rent - Must like travelling.

The Great Wall of France

"Take him back to the boat. He can still hold a winch handle."

"I hate travel."

'It's sad to think the world is down to just 12 countries.'

A Grim Reaper counting skeletons of sheep jumping over a fence.

"Must you work overtime? Haven't you made enough mistakes for one day?"