Tired But Trying Gifts

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"First break since 2008."

That's my daughter, Alayna

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

'Let's get this party started!'

'Well it's about time! My belly needs scratching.'

"Is it possible to put in in a coma until after the election?"

'It's ironic really. We love kids most when they are unconscious!'

'Either switch off his batteries or take 'em out!'

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I miss the old days."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Tired Guys

"You caught us at a bad time, Pete. This is our post-lunch slump."

'You must've really been tired last night. You put the diaper on the dog.'

"Motherhood is wearing me out!"

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

"I tho tired."

A women sound asleep on her exercise bike clutches an energy bar while the floor is littered with empty energy drinks, energy bars, and energy powder containers.

"I can't believe I've just had to waste three days going on that training."

'Shouldn't you be out in line...'

"I'll be rolling from home for awhile."

"Ugh, not this again. I've been avoiding it like the plague."

Now, dear, he's not bad, he's just overtired.

"So no more zoom meetings. I take it."