Tiny Tot Troubles Pillows

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

A young Don King

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

A baby in court

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'

'I need a new toy!'

"They think I don't have a clue."

Stroller Cellphone

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!

"He makes it look so easy."

"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."

'Beginning Prodigy Book' - 'Lolly Builds a Cyclotron'

Express Check-out: Two babies or less

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

Was it just a dream?

'I love eating out.'

'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'

The Baby Mechanic

Playpen Jailbreak.

"Choo choo doesn't work any more. Try money!"

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'