"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."
Tiny Tot Troubles Gifts
Dealing with tiny tot troubles? Explore our creative gifts perfect for parents, grandparents, or caregivers who cherish the humorous side of raising little ones. From mugs to prints, delight in items that reveal the sweet mess of toddler adventures.
A young Don King
"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"
Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.
"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."
A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.
"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"
"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."
'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'
A baby in court
"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"
'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'
'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'
'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'
'I know Jesus spoke in parables. Now for the last time, tell me exactly where you put my car keys.'
Petrol vs electric car
'I need a new toy!'
Stroller Cellphone
"They think I don't have a clue."
'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'
'Dear Santa, I want a super plasma intruder. One that blows fire and eats people and destroys citys!!!!! Jimmy. ps Have a merry Christmas!
Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!
"He makes it look so easy."
'Beginning Prodigy Book' - 'Lolly Builds a Cyclotron'
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'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'
'I love eating out.'
Was it just a dream?
"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."
'Sorry about that - Harry's into everything at the moment.'
The Baby Mechanic
Playpen Jailbreak.
"Choo choo doesn't work any more. Try money!"
16 months, wow – it seems like only yesterday you were 14 months.
'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'
Tiny Tot Troubles Gifts Collection
Tiny Tot Troubles Mugs
Explore our range of mugs celebrating tiny tot troubles. Perfect for those who enjoy starting their day with a laugh about parenting challenges.
Tiny Tot Troubles Pillows
Add some humor to your home decor with pillows themed around tiny tot troubles—comfort and comedy all in one.
Tiny Tot Troubles Prints
Brighten up a space with prints that humorously depict the joys and trials of toddler life—ideal for nurseries, playrooms, or gift-giving.
Tiny Tot Troubles T-Shirts
Check out our funny t-shirts that highlight the amusing side of toddler troubles, making them a great gift for busy parents and loved ones.