Tiny Tot Tales Gifts

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

"Again? I read you your Miranda rights last night."

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

'I need a new toy!'

Shouting

Little girl to baby: Is that a good book?

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

'She has great communication skills.'

"It's too hot to strive for autonomy."

"He makes it look so easy."

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

'Beginning Prodigy Book' - 'Lolly Builds a Cyclotron'

'The cow jumped over the Moon? -- What was SHE on?'

'I love eating out.'

"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."

'These are the last of the pull-ups, so no on have a taxi-dent, OK?'

Baby with L plate.

'I dreamed the whole night through. With time out for commercial breaks.'

Hamster Land

"Sleep now, Freddie. There's no monster under the bed."

"All this talk of monsters in the closet has me worried now."

Tiny caddies carrying clubs.