Talking Tots Gifts

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Baby tells other Baby to call.

First Word

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

Babble. Pbl. Babama. Bbb. Brb. Bod.

'I knew you would come crawling back.'

She never said "Da-da." She went right to "data."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

Proud mums.

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

'He knows a few words, but he can't really process them yet.'

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

'My god, he's insane.'

'He said his first words today. . . 'buy' and 'google'.'

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

I think she's about to say her first word!

'Beginning Prodigy Book' - 'Lolly Builds a Cyclotron'

'This is the crib phone. You have the wrong extension.'

'I love eating out.'

"Personnel can't fund maternity cover,but they will second someone to come around and coo oooh! aah! when the baby's born..."

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'

"You are accused of throwing your toys out of the pram."

"Watch out. He's got the Naughty or Nice app."

16 months, wow – it seems like only yesterday you were 14 months.

"Table for two and a half?"

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.

"Your din-din is in tintin."

"That's my new baby brother. He's a floor model."

"Say 'Daddy'."

"Lahwaah, buwha buwhaah, gullygah abawaa mey ayeeyaah. Is that normal?"

'It's not his six toes he's upset about...it's being told it won't make him run any faster.'