Tempered Tots Gifts

'Call the shrink. Herold's experiencing his first case of rug rage!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

Mood Swings.

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

"I tried blogging, texting and tweeting. . . but there's no better way to express anger than barking!"

'I agree-Gary Lineker can get up your nose sometimes,but...'

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

16 months, wow – it seems like only yesterday you were 14 months.

History Of Fire

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'I had to confiscate the rubber band gun I made for Max. Now he won't speak to me. . .for a little guy he's got a huge cold shoulder.'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

Sometimes when I

"Your swing's improving but we still need to work on your grip."

BOBBY KNIGHT: Age one

'He's a bit busy at the moment - Chillaxing.'

Tiny caddies carrying clubs.

"Would you like to step inside -'mate'?"