Tiny Todd Gifts

"He makes it look so easy."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"Oh, Mrs. Horris, he just said his first words..!"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

One!

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

Leaping

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

Petrol vs electric car

'I need a new toy!'

"How small will he get?"

'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'I understand how I was born; I want to know why.'

'I like Dr. Keener. He's a good loser.'

'I love eating out.'

"I don't understand. Everyone knows I'm here yet no-one calls in to say hello."

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

The Baby Mechanic

'Horsemeat in pies, eh, sir, who can you trust nowadays?'

16 months, wow – it seems like only yesterday you were 14 months.

Baby with L plate.

A child making an assumption based on appearances.

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

'Master's dog before you was a Great Dane: Welcome to the family Mr Chihuahua...'

Tiny caddies carrying clubs.

"Oh, I'm just between naps, Grandma."