Tiny Newspaper Enthusiast Gifts

'George is very much in touch with his inner adult.'

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

Fear of news.

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Are those my slippers?!"

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Sunday.

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'Normally I don't like a newspaper because of its pictures.'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'

"According to the Times, the cartoonist drew my right hand wrong."

"Reading the Sunday Funnies 'religiously' does not count as worship."

"Can't you forget about the FT for once?"

'How long has what been going on?'

'Look. I fetch it - I get to read it first.'

'Gladys, I don't think you should let Buster fetch the paper anymore.'

'I wonder if they've got wifi here?'

'We buried Dad in the sand, Mom!'

'He's a man of few words. Words to the editor not included.'

Newspaper dog

'Dave, why did we marry?' 'You wanted part of the paper.'

Henry Watterson (Louisville Courier-Journal Editor) Softened on Disputed Election by Birth of his Son

'So we print it every four years. What do you call that?'

"I thought it would be difficult to paper train a dog, but Spot made a remarkable adjustment!"

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Squeeze on Public Spending.