Timid Fashionista Gifts

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Three Ladies

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Unicorn in the Woods

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

Foxy lady

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Watering can helmet.

The Formal Street Artist

Burlyesque

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Pizza and Karaoke