Timid Fashionista Prints

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Rolled-up sleeves, no coat, loose tie...it's my casual confrontational look."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Great British Eccentrics.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I love the Shard

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Three Ladies

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'It's not just any old rucksack Nathan. Nasa's entire spring collection is built around this baby.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

T-Shirt reads: 'Out of mind, I won't be back.'

Mad For It

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Unicorn in the Woods

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Foxy lady

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

The Formal Street Artist

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Burlyesque

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Watering can helmet.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Pizza and Karaoke