Timeshare Titan Gifts

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Snowmen Around The World...

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Mother Goose Timeshare

Sisyphus during Covid

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

'I'm trying to get in shape enough so I can wear Spandex in public.'

Call Center.

'It's called bipedalism, Ned, and it's the wave of the future. You better get with it or get left behind.'

'Welcome to the rat race.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

Old man plays golf, supported by his caddy and paramedic.

When accountants carry out dawn raids.

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

Meter Maid

Workmen Lifting.

They're inflatable trade barriers!

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

Taxes

IRS, 'Internal just isn't enough any more -- we have to go EXternal.'

"I bet I'm the first one here."

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"You've got six days."

Hey, I told you not to buy that timeshare.

Coffee Cartoon - Takeaway cup size.

Big egg timer 'Latest in time share properties.'

"It takes more to be a super accountant that you were a 'super accountant man' costume."

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

Early Tailgate Parties.

"A door can never have too many hinges."