Timeshare Adventurers Gifts

"You've got six days."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Eat my dust!"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Island of Lost Guys.

Easter Candy Island.

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

The Desert Island Package

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Self-employed.

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

I told you not to touch its belly.

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

The mint on the pillow? Why it's complimentary my dear, Watson!

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

To make ends meet Santa becomes an Uber driver. Miami Beach, please!

Alternative Airport

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

Hey, I told you not to buy that timeshare.