Timeshare Adventurers Mugs

"You've got six days."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"Eat my dust!"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Island of Lost Guys.

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

The Desert Island Package

'You've got just 2 minutes to pack then you are on OUR time and I'm going to start charging you rent!'

Caution, Student Self-Driver

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Self-employed.

Ino & Frieda's 'Bed and Bagel'

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

"I'm sure they said fourteen days quarantine."

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

'If all the red warning lights come on, it means meltdown, so get out of the car fast!'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

Alternative Airport

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."