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Clock Shop: Turn- Key Operation

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Hourglass Dumptruck

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Innovate or die.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

Harv works the red shift.

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

Remote control car breakdown.

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Humphry Davy: "My isolation of the alkali metals led...to this great battery..."

Adaptability

Spiv

Repairing the UFO

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."