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John Peel's shower.

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

New music conference

Congratulations on your retirement!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I'm not sheltering at home, I'm an artist in residence!"

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Music producers.

Fixing the TV.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'I think I found the problem.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Musical Pondering.

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'Awesome!'

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

Biker and Cyclist.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

"Reviving the old all type, eh?"

Repairing the UFO

'Moon, June...'

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