Timepiece Tinkerers Mugs

Clock Shop: Turn- Key Operation

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

"I couldn't find the phone charger, but I was able to locate all the mouses the kids lost over the years."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

The Work-from-Home-Polka

"Dad's at that awkward age when he knows just enough about computers to really screw 'em up!"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Hourglass Dumptruck

'I've run your letter through the word processor several times, sir, but it just keeps getting worse.'

Innovate or die.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

Remote control car breakdown.

Receiving the early-morning T-mail.

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

'Help me, sir... I want to save my last sip of lemonade, but it doesn't work!'

Harv works the red shift.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

Cuckoo bird in office.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

Humphry Davy: "My isolation of the alkali metals led...to this great battery..."

Biker and Cyclist.

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Remember how I came in on December 31st and ordered a lardo-size fudgsicle sugarbomb mocha with butter sprinkles? Well, give me another one of those. Since it's something I originally had last year, it'll be like I had this one last year too. So it won't violate my New Year's resolution. The ancient art of Time-Shift-Fu. I'm a tenth level grand master. I studied under Moe Yin, the master who created "it's not really 'cheating' if it's with an ex."