Time-traveling Daydreamer Gifts

Caveman in office, "Miss Jones, come in here and bring me up to date."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Dr. Roo.

Time Machine Collision

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Egyptian Football

The Monroe Doctrine

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Mammoth Posing

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

Inventing Time Travel

Boss

Owl Through Time

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

Dr Moo and the Cyber-Cows!

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

Boss? There was a scrawny pigeon taped to my bedroom window this morning. A post-it note stuck to its back said "Sincerely, Armstrong." So it wasn't a dream! Last night, as I slumbered in my bed, I was visited by three spirits. They took me on a tour of Christmases past, present, and future. I used the tips future-me gave me to tell past-me to save money so present-me can buy the right obscure stocks, so future-me can reap huge dividends in 2047. Very. Bad. Man. The ghosts said something about m