Time Travel Daydreamer Gifts

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"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Dr. Roo.

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Mars Poppins

Egyptian Football

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Hot Air Balloon

Desert Island Fantasies

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

The Monroe Doctrine

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"I come from the future."

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

Time Management

Mammoth Posing

Grandfather Clock

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'I have this horrible premonition that he's turning into a butterfly.'

Inventing Time Travel

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

Owl Through Time

Wordplay: Me.

Dr Moo and the Cyber-Cows!

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"