Time Travel Dreamer Gifts

'I guess you lost me, Hank, at the point where we jump to light speed, travel back in time and undo the stupid merger that's causing all of our current problems!'

'This coupon expired last week. Would you like to go back to redeem it?'

The Space-Time-Comic-Strip Continuum

I hate changing FROM Daylight Saving Time.

"O.K. Will somebody please bring me up to date?"

"What? - The French are an hour ahead of us?? - That means they know everything that's going to happen before we do..!!"

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

"And this is the book on time travel I borrowed a week from now."

"Apparently, he made a last minute deal with one of those 'cryogenic companies'?"

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

'I know what! - let's build a time machine and go back and give our younger selves advice!'

Yeoman of the Guard

'You're lucky, Son -- I grew up during an ice age and a recession.'

Man imagining. . .'Return Your Computer To An Earlier Time.'

'Sit down and get ready -- Dinner just entered its death throes.'

Do' you have the time?'

Egyptian Football

Talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Frozen Food Section.

'You're trying to invent a time machine just so you can get free minutes?'

"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

'Well, we finally made it back for a visit. Take us to your Pharaoh.'

'Sorry I'm late.'

Georgians vs Aliens

Caveman with a dinosaur kite

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"My time machine worked!"

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

"Daylight savings? Standard time? Why don't we just change the axis of the earth?"

"So where do you see yourself in 5 years time?"

"If I could go back and change things, I would, but they shutdown my lab and seized my time machine."

Mammoth Posing

"... And here we see some tourists trapped behind the glass."

Cave Paintings Audio Guide