Time-travel Dreamers Gifts

"Yes?"

Shopper-Gatherers Considering The Mammoth Special At A Pleistocene Deli

'I told you we should have gone with a different design!'

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Sundial Time

Dr. Roo.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

An old man exercising with hourglasses

'You have her home by midnight, now!'

Egyptian Football

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

The Monroe Doctrine

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"I went back to warn them, but they already knew and didn't seem to care."

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Mammoth Posing

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

'It's okay, they're with me.'

"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."

New Year 2020

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

Inventing Time Travel

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

"Can you give me something that will send me back to 1969?"

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'