Time Traveler Hopeful Gifts

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Second hand furniture.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Early model of baggage claim"

Time for vacation, time for work.

Sundial Time

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Time Machine Collision

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."