Time Traveler Hopeful Gifts

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

E=mc2.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Dr. Roo.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Sundial Time

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Time Machine Collision

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Danger Slow Sand.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"I don't know who you are!"