Time-traveling Thinker Gifts

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Time Machine Collision

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

1986 is my year

Stop and Smell the Roses

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

1930's bather.

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

The days before television

Robot in Oz.

'You must try not to live in the past.'

"I don't know. He seems to be some kind of throw-ahead."

"Ramses II was here."

Old father time saving app

'Did you try rebooting?'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"Oh, that's Harvey Willis. . . he's been here forever."

'It seems they couldn't decide if the new millennium begins at 3000 B.C. or 3001 B. C.'

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding,'