Time-traveling Thinker Gifts

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Time Machine Collision

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Oh Gog. . . I wish we could just freeze this moment in time!"

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

Boss? There was a scrawny pigeon taped to my bedroom window this morning. A post-it note stuck to its back said "Sincerely, Armstrong." So it wasn't a dream! Last night, as I slumbered in my bed, I was visited by three spirits. They took me on a tour of Christmases past, present, and future. I used the tips future-me gave me to tell past-me to save money so present-me can buy the right obscure stocks, so future-me can reap huge dividends in 2047. Very. Bad. Man. The ghosts said something about m

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Six

Think we knew each other in a past life, Randy? I don't believe in past lives. In fact, I don't believe in the past. Or the future I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight? ... Sorry, that's Randy's line #42. Reflex. Wait, let me write that down.

'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'

Marcel Proust 1811-1922

1986 is my year

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Stop and Smell the Roses

1930's bather.

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

"Oh I don't think it's as bad as all that. In fact, I think we're in the golden age of something which we won't even realize it's the golden age of until many years from now."

'You must try not to live in the past.'

Robot in Oz.

"I don't know. He seems to be some kind of throw-ahead."

What's the time Mr Dali?

Old father time saving app

"Ramses II was here."

The days before television

'Did you try rebooting?'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

"Oh, that's Harvey Willis. . . he's been here forever."

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding,'

Who's on First

Bus. Routes. Time used to be on my side, now it's at my back and pushing.