Time-teacher Gifts

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

Golf lessons

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Bad times to sneeze

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

Deadlines, Inc.

Father Time Management

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"You're late."

Golf

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

Time change

'The final straw was showing up late for his time management training.'

Drive-thru Day-care

Golfer couple just married

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

'Sorry, Ted, but I don't think I can squeeze you in...'

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

'I love my job, but the hours are terrible!'

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

He's multi-tasking...It's his latest time management strategy.