Time-teacher Pillows

"My father tried to help me tell time, Mrs. Davis, but I couldn't tell which of my hands was bigger to show the hour!"

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Golf lessons

Bad times to sneeze

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

Deadlines, Inc.

Father Time Management

Cave lady about cave boy with big rolling stone: 'Here comes Junior with his report card.'

"You're late."

Golf

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

"Oops! Sorry! Clocks forward, clocks back, immigration,migration. . . I never know whether I'm coming or going!"

'The final straw was showing up late for his time management training.'

Time change

Golfer couple just married

Drive-thru Day-care

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

'Sorry, Ted, but I don't think I can squeeze you in...'

He's multi-tasking...It's his latest time management strategy.

'It's hard to meet out time management guidelines now that all our clocks are on Bombay time.'

arrogant child showing off her knowledge of ancient history at a party

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'