Time Extender Gifts

Watch that reads 'Never, Not Now, Tomorrow, Later.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Monday around 9PM.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"I don't get it either, but my mom keeps telling me to hang up the phone, so I do it to make her happy."

Deadlines, Inc.

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

Father Time Management

"You're late."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

'Time manager'

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

William would often take long walks along the beach, seeking inspiration for his next timesheet.

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Sign of the times, Sidney!

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

'As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time...'