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Watch that reads 'Never, Not Now, Tomorrow, Later.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Hey, I'm not paying you people to watch the clock. That's Henderson's job.'

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

Rock - see you in a million years!

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Monday around 9PM.

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Deadlines, Inc.

Father Time Management

"You're late."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

'Time manager'

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"It's from your 'optimise your time' trainer...he's double booked and won't be coming"

'Life's too short to hold grudges.' 'No it's not! You just need to organize your time better.'

'Sir, may I have a minute of your time?'

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Sign of the times, Sidney!

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

'As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time...'

"Turn off the TV and go to bed - I'm your mother, and I approved this message."