Time Tweaker Gifts

"March 177th? Already?!"

"Guess who brought king cake!"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"Anything else...apart from the wheel?"

'I still have time for both work and family - thanks to cloning.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

"And if, in court, you need to varnish the truth, don't make it high gloss."

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

'As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time...'

Generational curses: 'Yeah A virus on your PC'

We thought everyone would read it, but they haven't got the time.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

"Boxing Day is cancelled this year. We're going to stop cold turkey."

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

'This new vestments freedom does seem appropriate for the comical twaddle he sometimes spouts.'

Clock Shop: Turn- Key Operation

Social comment on the time-honoured tradition of attaching a Just Married sign to the newlyweds car

'Pretty clever how the stepsisters got out of marrying the prince.'

'I thought it'd be great having a watch that did your laundry but now I'm starting to regret buying it.'