Timberland Adventurer Gifts

Lumber Jacka**

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

First aid in mountains

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Happy Hour

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Where the wild things were."

Sport Utility Boot.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

School trip little porters.

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

Scotsman in the bath...

"All the celebrities come here."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'it's the last bite that worries me.'

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

'Have you been working out?'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

Skier flying past mountains

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!